Chris & Dustin :

CHRIS (09.08.15 10:13pm) First off, you are positively lovely. I did read through your profile, and for my own reasons, I am quite attracted to you. That said… Yes, my profile is quite graphic, and this will be graphic as well… I am well-rounded. I’m actually quite nice, friendly, nice and decent. This is a side of my personality that I am sharing, as weird as it might seem. In my fantasy, I imagine your legs wrapped around my shoulders, looking up over your smooth tummy, seeing you look down into my eyes, pipe at your lips loaded with a nice fat rock. Watching you flick the lighter, hearing the sizzle as you inhale a massive, bell-ringing blast, exhaling a huge plume of smoke as you positively explode all over my face as I devour you…

CHRIS What’s your area of research? Also, I know this guy who has some great crack.

DUSTIN I DONT DO CRACK

CHRIS That’s fine, more crack for me!

DUSTIN I HAVE 4 DEGREES IM ALL ABOUT BOLSTERING BRAIN CAPACITY NOT KILLING

DUSTIN Eat a dick you fucking idiot